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Also new Paramore song coming out at 12.30am tomorrow (my time). Guess someone's not gonna sleep. Or the more likely scenario would be that I simply check it out in the morning like a normal human being...

NO I'M GONNA STAY UP LATE LIKE AN IDIOT AND TWEET MY REACTION OR SOMETHING.

Don't actually expect me to do that. I'm a lazy, tired af idiot okay?

ALSO:

I was in science class on Monday and the teacher was on Airdrop, sending some students a document.

Now, I was being a good kid and minding my own business, completing my work and not talking.

And then it happened.

Teacher: *screaming at the top of her fucking lungs* WHO'S IDIOTICALLYSTUPID?!
Me: *has a heart attack* *slowly raises hand as friends laugh their asses off.*
Teacher: WHO?!
Me: Me...
Teacher: THAT'S HORRIBLE!
Me to my friends: not really...

So yeah, hi. I'm idioticallystupid, the horrible one.

Thanks, Ms Jones.

(I've had the same science teacher for two years in a row. KILL ME.)

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