Read in Andy Voice: April Fools.

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My plans for next year's April Fools:
1. Create a new Wattpad account that goes by the username @ AndyBiersack.
2. Somehow get it verified.
3. Find scene kid stories regarding adoption (those ones where they write, "These are our bio's, so please adopt us!")
4. Comment, saying "I adopt you."
5. Have a scene kid write the "true story" of how Andy Biersack adopted them.
6. Laugh your ass off 'cause they fell for it.
7. If and when they realise, say in an Andy voice "I'm an asshole, baby" and watch them go mad 'cause the fake Andy account called them 'baby'.

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I need help, don't I?

I feel as though I'm asking that question at the end of each chapter, so I'll proceed to seek out a therapist.

Perhaps I'll ask the new president, JACK BARAKAT to give me therapy~

Yeah, no.

But I voted too many times for that guy.

Perhaps I'll post some of my weirder #VoteJack tweets tomorrow.

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