Bands: #3

The Teacher's Pity Party (ft. Joanne).

Hey guysss, Sara here.

Today I've got one of the characters from my school skits, Joanne, in control of the chapter. She's kind of... popular, fake and incredibly stupid. Well, this should be fun. I'll see y'all in the next chapter.

LL&P,

xx-Sara B

hi guyysss, soo like its joane!!!!!!! lol i'm like sooo awkward!!! lol jk obvs awkward ppl r stupid af!! 

JOANNE I SWEAR TO ELTON JOHN JUST BE HUMAN FOR ONCE...

ughhhhh sarah u lil emo shit u dont understand meh

THAT'S IT YOU'RE FIRED. No wonder all you're capable of doing is dealing with fake nails and sucking dick. 

And it's Sara.

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Sorry 'bout that...

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Back to the chapter:

The following features assistance from @mlduryea though to be fair, all she did was laugh at an unnecessarily loud volume. But she often reminded me of what needed to be written.

It's an argument featuring people from school. 

But before we start, here are my teachers:

(All names are shortened.)

Ms. Saff: math teacher. Around twenty-eight. Strict as fuck. 

Ms. Stelt: English teacher. Over fifty. Socially traditional. 

Ms. Jo: science teacher. Wears makeup that makes her look older. We ship her with Saff.

Ms. Fo: HASS teacher for some students and teaches English for other year levels. Twenty-eight though appears younger. Cool person overall.

Ms. Whel: another HASS teacher. Around twenty-five to thirty. Her eyes widen whilst she says "actually" far too much when she's angry.

Shoey: (no, not the ship.) Chinese teacher. Twenty-four. Horrendous at dealing with disobedient students. 

Raf: Chinese teacher. Twenty-eight. We ship him with Shoey (again, not the Shane x Joey ship). 

Mr. D: (he legit wants us to call him Mr. D though and it's really creepy.) Another HASS teacher. Over fifty. Just a nuisance and says "why can I hear six people talking" a lot. Left a term early to go on a holiday.

And a few students:

J: one of the populars who has all the guys falling for her. Even though she looks like Trump's spawn.

D: Random dude who is fucking J. 

Scenario: I organised to write a newsletter with @mlduryea but I didn't consult Ms. Saff.

Ze argument:

Saff: WHY DIDN'T YOU GIRLS TELL ME YOU'RE WORKING ON THIS NEWSLETTER?! I COULD'VE ARRANGED IT FOR YOU.

Me: Crybaby...

Saff: WELL AT LEAST I'M NOT ALPHABET GIRL, UNLIKE STELT!

Stelt: Hey! Well at least I'm not the one who cried at her pity party 'cause Jo didn't show up!

Saff: IT'S MY PARTY AND I'LL CRY IF I WANT TO! And anyway, Jo is dead to me!

Jo: You're such a bittersweet tragedy, Saff. I can't believe I actually liked you...

Saff: *Pouts* Cake-face.

Jo: *Touches Fo's shoulder* TAG, YOU'RE IT, MOTHERFUCKER! WANT SOME MILK AND COOKIES, YOU DOUBLE FEATURE?! TEACHING BOTH ENGLISH AND HASS! TRAITOR! 

Fo: Guess you gotta wash your mouth out with soap. 

Jo: WELL AT LEAST I'M NOT THE ONE PRETENDING TO HAVE THE PERFECT FAMILY, STOP LIVING IN A DOLLHOUSE! 

Fo: Shut up and go drink from your sippy cup. *About to cry.*

Whel: Do you want to hug my teddy bear?

Fo: NO, YOU MAD HATTER! OMG, I CAN'T BE SEEN CRYING!

Whel: *Eyes wide as fuck* ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW ACTUALLY WHAT I'M ACTUALLY GOING TO ACTUALLY DO? ACTUALLY PACIFY HER, ACTUALLY!

Mr. D: I AM ZE GINGERBREAD MAN. Anyway, what's happening? *Sips a random cocktail.*

Whel: YOU ACTUAL IDIOT! YOU ACTUALLY LEFT ME TO ACTUALLY DEAL WITH THESE ACTUAL ASSHOLES WHILST YOU ACTUALLY GOT YOUR ACTUAL MRS. POTATO HEAD AN ACTUAL PLASTIC SURGERY!

Mr. D: I wasn't getting her no damn surgery! After last time's fail, I left her for a guy! Regardless, all you idiots need to calm down. And hey, Shoey! You still got your training wheels?

Raf: *Laughs* Ha, he's implying that you still can't teach properly!

Shoey: Shut up or you're not gonna get any tonight...

*J and D walk in.*

Mr. D: Aw, how cute! They're back from their play date!

J: IT WAS AN ACTUAL DATE!

Whel: ACTUALLY I'VE GOT ACTUAL COPYRIGHT ON THAT WORD!

Sara: This is like a bloody carousel, for fuck's sake...

@mlduryea: Yep... Let's just leave...

*They escape from what is legit the set of BMTH's "Follow You".*

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I HOPE I DIDN'T SKIP ANY SONGS!

There will be a student version coming out with Halsey songs soon! Stay tuned!