You Just Cannot Win.

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Me: And so Chrissy Costanza is in-
Friends: We don't care.
Later...
Me: *Silent.*
Friends: Ugh why're you so depressed?
Me: I swear I will stab you all to death with a doorknob...

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Did anyone else watch last night's tennis match between Murray and Djoković? Long story short, there was four sets, racism/bullshizzle and Djoković's first-ever French Open trophy.

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