Fandoms.
Yes, fandoms.
Those crazy, cringetastic, dramatic, bRUTAL ZONES THAT I LIKE TO CALL A FREAKEN APOCALYPSE.
Listen, I get the point.
Bands/artists, YouTubers, etc. have groups of people who love them beyond normality.
And I support that idea.
But who the hell decided it was a great idea to start this bloody competition between everyone?!
The whole "NO HE'S MINE" business is kinda understandable if you consider it, I mean, having hope is cool.
That's not the problem.
The problem are the gODDAMN ANNOYING ASSHOLES WHO GO, "IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MANY DEMOS TØP HAVE RELEASED, THE LENGTH OF EACH OF THEIR SONGS (TO THE MILLISECOND) AND ARE UNSURE OF TYLER'S RELATION WITH THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND (BLOOD-WISE, Y'KNOW?) THEN YOU'RE A FAKE FAN AND YOU NEED TO D I E."
CHILL THE FUCK OUT.
You say "21 Pilots" all the time? Yeah, slightly annoying. It's like calling me "Sarah". I correct you, BUT I DON'T RIP YOUR BLOODY HEAD OFF FOR IT!
The older fans of musicians and other celebrities are somewhat calmer, I suppose. They're like those old men in retirement homes who talk to nobody, but when you walk past them they'll be telling themselves a war story in an extremely low voice. In other words:
"Back in the day, when I was a young boy, my father took me into the city to see a marching band. Now, those goddamn kids don't even know how to spell 'marching band'! We used to take the vowels out of words to represent Fall Out Boy's "Thnks fr th Mmrs", but now they're just taking out random letters to create an "aESTHETIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCC!!!!!"... Pathetic, they are. Say one wrong word or mispronounce a single lyric and they'll stab you to death! People nowadays..."
The celebrities I'm talking about:
-Twenty Øne Piløts
-Melanie Martinez
-Halsey
-Lana Del Ray
-Dan and Phil
-Panic! at the Disco
-One Direction
-5 Seconds of Summer
-Probably every other band in existence.
Now, don't get me wrong; we've all done it. We've all been overprotective and crazy but they're just going insane. Quite frankly, this has to stop.
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