The Script title references!
You hear that? No, not the sirens I'm sleeping with, instead the beautiful sound of a new band book!
This is the third instalment of my original band books, so if you haven't already, go on and read the first two before...
I haven't been giving a crap about 5SOS for at least six months now, thus why I have some random questions: 1) Is Cal quitting? 2) Has Cal sent any more naked pics? 3) Is Ash still with Brianna or whoever? 4) Is Michael bald yet? 5) Has Arzaylea paid her rent?
I would greatly appreciate some answers.
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When you go shopping planning to buy a band shirt and end up purchasing Bailey from Finding Dory...
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(He's like a meter long! ...I just realised how inappropriate that sounded...)
And then I proceed to walk around the shops to find that there was a group of promoters who are photographing three to five-year-olds and green-screening Dory into the background...
Me: Hi there, do y'all have an age limit for photos?
Employee: ... *Look of "how high are you?"* No...
Me: Okay, cool.
Employer...
Me: *Poses with Bailey.*
Yep I definitely need a life.
By the Gerard Way: Normal people: I think I pulled a muscle from all that exercise... Me: I think I pulled an all-nighter from all that writing... Basically what I'm saying: I AM PUBLISHING A SHORT NOVEL ON WATTPAD SOON AND ENTERING IT IN THE WATTYS AND HOPEFULLY Y'ALL WILL CARE ENOUGH TO READ, VOTE, COMMENT AND IF IT'S GOOD ENOUGH (IT'S NOT) SHARE IT TO FRIENDS, FAMILY AND YOUR MOTHER 'CAUSE MOTHERS NEED A WATTPAD ACCOUNT TOO.
Also a quick rant: I HATE IT WHEN YOU SEE AN AD FOR A REALLY GOOD TV SHOW THOUGH IT'S AN AUSTRALIAN SHOW SO YOU CAN'T ILLEGALLY DOWNLOAD IT... AND IT AIRS AFTER THE OLYMPICS. THE BLOODY OLYMPICS. DO Y'ALL KNOW HOW LONG THAT IS?! (Heh, long...)
I just said a crapload of shizzle... Don't kill me...
