The Script title references!
You hear that? No, not the sirens I'm sleeping with, instead the beautiful sound of a new band book!
This is the third instalment of my original band books, so if you haven't already, go on and read the first two before...
Iron Maiden need to create a game called Eddie Go and defeat the Pokemon craze. I would play it.
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Just imagine...
*At school* Teacher: So the- Me: MS JONES! MOVE TO YOUR LEFT! Teacher: WTF SARA?! Me: THERE'S AN EXTREMELY RARE EDDIE FROM THE BOOK OF SOULS ALBUM STANDING RIGHT BEHIND YOU! Teacher: Go to the principal... *At principal's office* Principal: *Sighs* you were playing Eddie Go in class again? You do realise I have other matters to deal with, right?! Me: *Dying of laughter.* Principal: WTF is wrong with you? Me: *Still dying* THERE'S AN EDDIE FROM POWERSLAVE HUMPING YOU!
I would be expelled...
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I've finally invested in a therapist. The only problem is, this therapist is an imaginary figure I converse with on a twenty-four-seven basis.
Please send me to a mental institution before I do something stupid(er than I've already done).