Therapists and Iron Maiden.

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Iron Maiden need to create a game called Eddie Go and defeat the Pokemon craze.
I would play it.

 I would play it

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Just imagine...

*At school*
Teacher: So the-
Me: MS JONES! MOVE TO YOUR LEFT!
Teacher: WTF SARA?!
Me: THERE'S AN EXTREMELY RARE EDDIE FROM THE BOOK OF SOULS ALBUM STANDING RIGHT BEHIND YOU!
Teacher: Go to the principal...
*At principal's office*
Principal: *Sighs* you were playing Eddie Go in class again? You do realise I have other matters to deal with, right?!
Me: *Dying of laughter.*
Principal: WTF is wrong with you?
Me: *Still dying* THERE'S AN EDDIE FROM POWERSLAVE HUMPING YOU!

I would be expelled...

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I've finally invested in a therapist. The only problem is, this therapist is an imaginary figure I converse with on a twenty-four-seven basis.

Please send me to a mental institution before I do something stupid(er than I've already done).

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