Note: I don't use gay as an offence, both in this chapter and everywhere else.
So I've got this friend (who's gay) and she's the person who knows when someone's not straight. She tends to say, "Oh, they're really, really gay!" and yesterday I said, for the sake of ships, "So you know All Time Low, right? Well Jack and Alex are like really, really gay for each other."
And she replies in the most neutral way ever, "Of course. They're in a band."
And I just sat there thinking, She could be onto some theory we all don't know about...
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Here's a fun story that I've just created 'cause I'm bored. Note: It contains real information.
K: I'M LIKE SO RESPECTED ON INSTAGRAM!
ML: SHUT THE BLOODY HELL UP ABOUT YOUR GODDAMN SOCIAL MEDIA!
J: *Reading smut.*
S: GUYS LET'S JUST SETTLE THIS; ML CAN STOP TALKING TO K AND K CAN GO FUCK A BRICK.
E: Hey J, what're ya reading?
J: *Slams computer.*
E: I saw the word kiss.
J: *Blushing madly.*
E: Let's see it.
J: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*One eternity later...*
J: I'll be back in a minute... don't touch my laptop!
S: Of course not.
Sh: GET ME A NOOSE!
L: Sara! Sara. S a r a. SARA! SARA LISTEN. SARA!
Everyone especially Sara: *Ignores L.*
*J leaves.*
S: Time to check her computer... *Manages to "hack" in...* OH MY LORD IT'S ANIME SMUT.
Jus: *Interested* WHAT?!
S: Fuck off...
Sh: I'm taking a photo of this!
S: Quickly. Now let's put this back before she notices.
J: *Comes back.*
Everyone: Sara looked at your computer.
To be continued...
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RandomThe Script title references! You hear that? No, not the sirens I'm sleeping with, instead the beautiful sound of a new band book! This is the third instalment of my original band books, so if you haven't already, go on and read the first two before...
