Trouble ; Kim Taehyung

Dear Diary

January 29th 2011 | @ age 10

Dear Diary,

    I got into another fight with our neighbor in the nearby park. She ripped off the duct tape on my face (don't ask why it was there) so I tried to rip her hair out to get my revenge. To be honest, I wouldn't really mind her if she hadn't tried to steal Taehyung away in school yesterday. I want to peel her thick face off of our lives or cut her stinkin' nose off, either way is fine. Though I sound like a total douche and I shouldn't really be speaking this way just because I turned ten last week, I can't help but harbor such bitter feelings toward her. If I were to be specific about the feeling, I think 'abhor' would suit it best because it makes her sound just as evil as she really is. Also, it was part of Jin's list of "Taboo Words" so I've been dying to use it for ages. I just hope he doesn't see this.

    Anyway, I wasn't jealous of her or anything, I just don't think that what she did was right. Come to think of it, did I specify how she did it (stealing him)? She pulled Taehyung to the front of the class and hugged him for no reason. Like, we were in the middle of discussing something important (how his ugliness tops all other kinds of ugly) and she does something that disrespectful?

    But she's not the only one to blame. There's also Mr. Know It All who didn't push her away. He said he knew what he was doing, but what? What? He just stood there like a rock! Everyone in class was so damn annoying squealing for no reason. I hated the sight of it. It's worse than the time I wanted to burn my eyes staring at Jin in a chicken outfit for my sixth birthday party.

    Quick reminder, I wasn't jealous about the incident yesterday. I'm just annoyed. When Jin picked me up in the park after receiving a call, he wasn't happy about it. He told me countless times never to do it again. I mean, I'd be more than happy to do so but that's only if she'd keep her distance. I'd really appreciate it if someone could ship her out of Asian grounds. Even better if she is shipped to another galaxy.

I'm not sure if I should continue making VooDoo dolls. I noticed it stop working ever since I dipped heir toothbrushes in the school toilet. I shouldn't have done that.

P.s. I have connections.