Random One-Shots! {Character x Reader}

DE MOLL ~LE BUM X READER$-

PLEASE READ THE NOTE AFTER THIS. PLEASE.

LE BUM IS ZE AUTHORS OC. YES.

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LE BUM PREM IS DE BUM.

HE GO TO MALL TP BY STUF

AND DEN HE SAH DE BOOTYDUL CRETURE.

HE WENT DER TO ASKH HR DEN SHE SAY IM YN.

LE BUM ARECONFUSE. HE ASK AGEN DEN DA GURL SAY I SAY IM YN.

LE BUM GAPSES HE SMULED HAPPLY HE HUG YN

HE TOL HER. IM LE BUM PREM

YN GAPSED SHE SMULED TO. SHE SAY RLLY? DATS GUD

DEN LE BUM ASK. HE ASK. HE TOL. DAT IF YN WOLD LAK TO BIZIT SE MALL

YN GAPD SHE CONFUSE. DEN SHE SAY. WERE ALRDY IN MALL

LE VUM GALD HWE SAY NO DA QDRR MALL.

YN GAPES SHE SAY DER US A NOTHER MOLL?

BUM NDD. HE TOL HER DAT DA MALL IZ ABOUT 50$% AWAY. DEY JUS HMGK TO CRPSS A BRDG

YN FRNM SHE SAY. UR A STRGNER. BUM SHOK HES HEAD. HE TOL HER NO. THDY MET B4

YN SIGNED. RLLY? SHE ASK.

BUM NOD. YIS. HE SAY. DY ARE CHILDHUF PRDNS.

YN GPES. RLLLY? SHE ASK AGIN.

BUM NOD AGIN. HE TOL HER DAT DEY WERE 1 MOTH OLDER WEN DEY MET. DEY PORGET BECOZ OP TRAGEDEE

YN AGRRD. YE. TRADEGEE.

DEN BUM EXCITE HE PUL YN OT OF SOUP STOR AND DET LEV FOR DE ODER MOLL.

HAPPY DEY ARE.

N DEY R. NUW IN A RELASHIONPISH.

YEY

D END.

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BEFORE YOU START UNFOLLOWING OR EVEN TELL ME, "BLAZE, WTF IS THIS?!?!?!" OR EVEN REMOVE THIS ON YOUR LIBRARY OR READING LIST, READ THIS.

This is obviously a JOKE. This is NOT A REAL XREADER ONESHOT. THIS IS SIMPLY SOMETHING I CALL STUPIDITY, AND RANDOMNESS.

I wasn't really going to publish this at all, since I made this out of boredom. And it's awful, i know. It's confusing as fudge and I know that too.

But because of my lame (not really lol) younger sister, I was clearly forced to publish this.

SO IF YOURE THINKING THAT THIS IS STUPID ENOUGH THEN YES. IT IS.THIS IS JUST A RANDOM THING. I SWEAR.

PLEASE DONT UNFOLLOW OR EVEN REMOVE THIS IN YOUR LIBRARY OR READING LIST BECAUSE THIS IS UNNECESSARY.

I literally laughed while making this. 😂😂

So please, I hope I didn't offend anyone at all. Or even gave a bad impression. Because I'm clearing this as A JOKE. NOT REAL. OKAY?

If anyone was offended anyway, I will just delete this. If the readers here tell me to just delete this  I will, just for the sake of other readers.

Thank you for understanding! I'm currently writing the next OFFICIAL oneshot.

Thanks again ♡

Blaze