70. Me without you is like a pot head who's not high.
A plane that doesn't fly.
A hooker with no luck.
A shoe with no laces.
Asentencewithnospaces.
71. When someone says that they live you a lot this is what they mean by a lot.....
A lot is more than the stars in the sky. More than the amount of water drops in the ocean. More than the amount of lip gloss I put on in one day. More than the amount of money in earth. More than the number of humans on earth. More than infinity. You get the picture, a lot is A LOT. It's, it's own quantity.
If someone loves you a lot never let them go
72. Dear Iceburgs.
Sorry to hear about global warming. Karmas a bitch.
Sincerly,
The Titanic
73. When you're trying to get over someone you weren't even dating....
74. I may look calm but in my head I've killed you 3 times
75. When a persin cries and their first tear falls from their right eye it means happieness. When the first tear falls from their left eye it means pain
76. I found a picture of my love life. *blank canvas*
Oh and on the other side is a list of people that have a crush on me. *still blank*
77. I intend to live forever or die trying
78. True love is when you shed a tear and you still want him, when he ignores you and you still love him, its when he's with another and you still manage to smile and say ' I'm happy for you' when all you really want to do is cry and cry
79. What it means to be fine...
• Depressed
• Broken
• Alone
• Worthless
• Hopeless
• Ugly
• Invisable
• Fat
• Useless
• Self harmer
• Suicidal
• Lost
• Stupid
80. Quiet people don't tell you their emotions. You have to look in their eyes to figure them out
81. Fri(end)
Boyfri(end)
Girlfri(end)
Pi(forever)zza
82. You want the perfect girl? Go buy a barbie
83. My crush doesn't know that I exist. I'm a fictional character to him
84. Peoples bullshit and fakeness are the main reasons why I like to be alone
85. [ ] Single
[ ] Taken
[√] Hungry
86. I wouldn't take a bullet for anyone. If I have time to jump in front of them, they have time to move out of the way

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Quotes, sayings and other random stuff
HumorThis book is just a book of random quotes, song lyrics, facts and anything else I feel like adding, that I like. Warning: There will be sad quotes, happy quotes, random things and almost all quotes will have to do with love.