When in doubt, ask the voices inside your head.
Doodling looks a lot like taking notes.
Occasionally think "I know you can read my thoughts" Just incase.
Say no to drugs. If drugs are talking to you, you've had too many.
Never assume the glass door is open.
Make up your own words and use them as often as possible. People will snoodle your creativity.
Keep smoking, it'll help you lose weight one lung at a time.
If you see your ex running around, screaming while covered in blood; stay calm, take a breath and reload.
If a huge bolder is about to fall on your head pull out a piece of paper. Paper beats rock.
Join the darkside, black is a slimming colour.
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Quotes, sayings and other random stuff
HumorThis book is just a book of random quotes, song lyrics, facts and anything else I feel like adding, that I like. Warning: There will be sad quotes, happy quotes, random things and almost all quotes will have to do with love.
