Part 49

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488. Parents spend 2 years teaching theirs kids to walk and talk, and the next 16years telling them to sit down and shut up

489. Forget 'LOL' it's all about: 'LSHIFOMDJKIDHADBIIDINHW' (Laughing So Hard I Fell Off My Dinosaur, Just Kidding, I Don't Have A Dinosaur But If I Did I'ld Name Him Wilbert)

490. MATH: Mental Abuse To Humans

491. Teacher: What is Gods greatest creation?

Me: One Direction!

492. Dear Maths,

Please grow up and start solving your own problems

493. I want you here with me, like how I pictured it, so I don't have to keep imagining- Something great by One Direction

494. PE: Painful Education

495. I don't get waves of missing you anymore, they're more like tsunami tides in my eyes, never getting dry- UNI by Ed Sheeran

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Hey guy

OMG guys!!!! Over 2000 reads!!!! I am insane happy. Like shoving my phone in my friends face to show her how many reads there are happy. :D Thank you so so very muchly

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