256. Boys fall in love with what they see and girls fall in love with what they hear. That's why girls wear makeup and boys lie.
257. 1 universe, 8 planets, 204 countries, 809 islands, 7 seas, 6 billion people and I'm still single!?
258. God made coke, God made pepsi. God made me oh so sexy. God made rivers, God made lakes. God made you but we all make mistakes.
259. Dear mum and dad. I stay up late, fight with my friends, have a messy room and live on my laptop. I'm lazy and always texting but I'm NOT the only teenager that acts like this.
260. Some people are so poor all they have is money.
261. I can go days without talking to you, months without seeing you but not a second passes without a thinking about you.
262. Calm down there's no need for revenge. Eventually they'll screw up and if you're lucky God will let you watch.
263. Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
264. I'm only fat because a tiny body wouldn't be able to hold this much personality.
265.To wish you were someone else is to waste the person you are

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Quotes, sayings and other random stuff
HumorThis book is just a book of random quotes, song lyrics, facts and anything else I feel like adding, that I like. Warning: There will be sad quotes, happy quotes, random things and almost all quotes will have to do with love.