643. My daily routine: Get up, be amazing, go back to bed.
644. Always follow your dreams. Unless your dreams suck, then get a better dream.
645. Some people say that the glass is half full. Others say that the glass is half empty. I'm just wondering who the hell is drinking my drink.
646. I was meant to behave but there were too many other options.
647. Where I see myself in 20 years: getting older
648. I don't get drunk. I get awesome.
649. Sarcasim is one of my many talents
650. I made a chicken salad today.. the little bastard didn't even eat it
651. A heart that hurts is a heart that works - Ashton Irwin
652. Telling a woman to calm down is as effective as baptizing a cat
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Quotes, sayings and other random stuff
HumorThis book is just a book of random quotes, song lyrics, facts and anything else I feel like adding, that I like. Warning: There will be sad quotes, happy quotes, random things and almost all quotes will have to do with love.
