291. Me: For christmas I want a unicorn.
Santa: Be realistic
Me: Okay I want a boyfriend
Santa: What colour unicorn did you want?
292. When I see lovers intials carved into a tree I don't think that it's cute, I just think that it's strange how many people bring knifes on a date.
293. It takes skill to fall over on flat surfaces
294. I think alot but I don't say much
295. I ran out of reasons to smile, then you came along.
296. Me: I had a dream about you.
Friend: Awwww
Me: You died
297. Who needs a boyfriend when you have wifi and food
298. Missing someone? Call. Wanna meet up? Invite. Wanna be understood? Explain. Have a question? Ask. Don't like something? Say it. Like something? State it. Want something? Ask for it. Love someone? Say so.
299. I am me. You are you. Don't be me or I'll strangle you til you're blue.
300. How to murder someone:
Step one: Get close to them.
Step two: Tell them you love them.
Step three: Never talk to them again.
Congradulations you just killed someone on the inside.
301. I'm not quiet, I'm plotting.
302. Those charming, cute and oh so holy perfect good girls are just bad girls that don't get caught.
303. I'm pretty but not beautiful. I sin but I'm not the devil. I'm good but I'm not and angel - Marilyn Monroe
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Quotes, sayings and other random stuff
HumorThis book is just a book of random quotes, song lyrics, facts and anything else I feel like adding, that I like. Warning: There will be sad quotes, happy quotes, random things and almost all quotes will have to do with love.
