698. Girls cheat on guys all the time yet it's always the boys that are assholes.
699. What's the point in wasting a perfectly good brick wall when you have someone to throw against it, that's what I always say- Mortal instruments
700. Sarcasim is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt- City of bones
701. Usually I'm remarkably good natured. Try me on a day that doesn't end in Y. - Mortal instruments
702. It's like banging my head against the wall, except if I were actually banging my head on a wall, I'd be able to make myself stop- Mortal instruments
703. I know a thing or two about a thing or two.
704. Everytime I crack a joke Michael threatens to shoot me in the face. I love Michael, he's my role model- Luke Hemmings
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Quotes, sayings and other random stuff
HumorThis book is just a book of random quotes, song lyrics, facts and anything else I feel like adding, that I like. Warning: There will be sad quotes, happy quotes, random things and almost all quotes will have to do with love.
