783. It's not that I'm not a morning person, I love mornings. I'm just not a waking up person
784. Somebody called me lazy today. I almost responded.
785. Do guys screen shot their messages and ask their friends what to text back? Or are girls the only ones who do that?
786. My death will be me being sarcastic at the wrong moment.
787. I hate that you can't throw a brick at that one person you hate.
788. You're the reason I wake up every morning. JK, LOL. I have school.
789. I hate when I can't find my phone cause my bed ate it
790. Someday I'm gonna make an onion cry.
791. I wish I could google what certian people think of me.
792. Sometimes I wonder if anyone is secretly in love with me.

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Quotes, sayings and other random stuff
HumorThis book is just a book of random quotes, song lyrics, facts and anything else I feel like adding, that I like. Warning: There will be sad quotes, happy quotes, random things and almost all quotes will have to do with love.