Quotes, sayings and other random stuff

Part 167

2441. Boyfriend: Something you'll never have because you're waiting until a real life Augustus Waters is born.

2442. How do people do that thing where they can just talk to anyone and not be nervous at all?

2443."When a girl says "whatever", she really means: "I hope you get shot off a bridge, get raped by a shark, and then eaten by it"

2444. I want a guy who can wrestle with me and let me win. Who I can talk to about anything. Who puts my cold hands into his warm hoodie pockets. Who lets me use his sweatshirt as a pillow. Who says "I love you", and means it. Who will kiss me in the rain, in the sunshine, in the snow. Who calls unexpectedly. Who realizes that I say things but I don't always mean them. Who I can go swimming with on hot days. Who can tell me his problems and let me help. Who will tell me I'm beautiful. Who is simply mine to hold.

2445. Humor is associated with being smart and honest. Which is why most women are attracted to men who have a good sense of humor.

2446. Being able to respond with sarcasim within seconds of a stupid question is a sign of a healthy brain.

2447. You make me happy, and that scares me.

2448. Have you ever had eye contact with someone for six seconds or longer? It indicates want for sex or murder.

2449. Basically, I wish that you loved me. I wish you needed me. I wish you knew that when I say "two sugars", I actually mean three. I wish that without me your heart would break. I wish that without me you'd be spending the rest of your nights awake. I wish that without me you couldn't eat. I wish I was the last thing on your mind before you go to sleep.

2450. Mum: Why is your stuff on my floor?

Me: Why is your floor under my stuff?