616. When you feel that nobody loves you, nobody cares for you, everyone is ignoring you, and people are jealous of you. You should ask yourself... AM I TOO SEXY?
617. Every girl wants a bad boy that'll be good for her, and every boy wants a good girl that'll be bad just for him.
618. Women logic: When you like a guy, do nothing about it and expect him to magically know and make the first move
619. It's like I'm lost. It's like I'm giving up slowly. It's like you're a ghoust that's haunting me, leave me alone - Addicted by Kelly Clarkson.
620. Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid - John Wayne
621. You never realize how much you like someone until you watch them like someone else
622. An apple a day keeps any one away if you throw it hard enough
623. Attention: All unattended children will be given a Red Bull and a free kazoo
624. When I'm sad I sing, and then I realize that my voice is worse than my problem.
625. Imagine the last movie you saw was going to happen in real life. How screwed are you?
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Quotes, sayings and other random stuff
HumorThis book is just a book of random quotes, song lyrics, facts and anything else I feel like adding, that I like. Warning: There will be sad quotes, happy quotes, random things and almost all quotes will have to do with love.
