Falling in love with you was my biggest mistake.
Person: Wow, you're tall. Do you play basketball?
Me: Wow, you're short. Do you play mini golf?
BLT: Bacon. Little more bacon. Tons of bacon.
Heartless: Used to describe people who once cared too much.
PMS: Potential Murder Suspect.
Valentines day: Singles awearness day.
You're a habit I'd like to kick with both feet.
Buy her pizza, not roses.
You don't know how much it hurts when you ignore me.
When I'm listening to music using earphones:
*Both earphones in*
Me: Don't talk to me
*One earphone in*
Me: Don't talk to me
*No earphones in*
Me: Don't talk to me
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Quotes, sayings and other random stuff
HumorThis book is just a book of random quotes, song lyrics, facts and anything else I feel like adding, that I like. Warning: There will be sad quotes, happy quotes, random things and almost all quotes will have to do with love.
