232, Don't lead, I'll get bored and walk off. Don't follow, I'll get you lost. Walk beside me and help me cause trouble.
233.All endings are happy. If it's not happy then it's not the end.
234. UFO Unavoidable Family Holiday
235. Being normal is boring
236. If I had $1 for every time someone called me beautiful I'ld have exactly $1. Thanks mum
237. Don't look back. If Cinderella had gone back to get her shoe she never would've become a princess
238. One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
239. Hand sanitizer. To help find cuts that you never even knew you had.
240. Be a fruitloop in a bowl full of cheerios
241. Only ugly people need to wear make up. (A/N No offense intended to those who wear makeup)
242. Christmas is cancled. Apparently you told Santa that you had been good. He died laughing
243. When you stop believing in Santa you get underwear for christmas.
244. If luck is a raindrop I'ld send you a shower. If hope is a minute I'ld send you a hour. If happieness was a leaf I'ld send you a tree and if you need a friend you'll always have me
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Quotes, sayings and other random stuff
HumorThis book is just a book of random quotes, song lyrics, facts and anything else I feel like adding, that I like. Warning: There will be sad quotes, happy quotes, random things and almost all quotes will have to do with love.
