180. Fine, whatever. I'll jist date myself.
181. \_/ This is my cup of giving a fuck. Oh look, it's empty.
182. If you try to wake me by pulling my blankets off me I'll probably kill you.
183. When I say that I miss school I mean I miss my friends and the fun......not school.
184. I don't care if we talk about absolutely nothing. I just want to talk to you.
185. When you buy a bag of air and the company is nice enough to put a few chips in it.
186.I don't stalk my crush. I gather information for specific purposes.
189. Stop waiting for your prince to come. For all you know the poor idiot could be stuck in a tree. Go out and find him.
190. That moment when a package says easy open and you end up using scissors, a knife, a hammer, a gun and a light saber to open it.
191. Roses are red, that much is true but violets are purple not fucking blue.
192. We all have that one skinny friend that eats more than an elephant
193. That was funny but I don't like you. Therefore I shall not laugh.
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Quotes, sayings and other random stuff
HumorThis book is just a book of random quotes, song lyrics, facts and anything else I feel like adding, that I like. Warning: There will be sad quotes, happy quotes, random things and almost all quotes will have to do with love.