219. I'm not random you just can't think as fast as me.
220. If you can only love me in my dreams let me sleep forever.
221. We're all mature until someone brings out the bubble wrap and wheelie chairs
223. You know you're in love when you can't go to sleep because your reality is finally better than your dreams - Dr Seuss
224. A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth puts its shoes on
225. Strength is the capability to break a chocolate 4 peices and only eat 1 of those peices.
226. I'm so clever that sometimes I don't understand a word I say.
227. The planet is fine. It's the people that are fucked.
228. Without music life would be a mistake
229. The truth will set you free but first it will piss you off.
230. If you say that you won't succed in life and you don't succed, doesn't that mean that you did succed?
231. I didn't fall, I attacked the floor backwards.......skilled.
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Quotes, sayings and other random stuff
HumorThis book is just a book of random quotes, song lyrics, facts and anything else I feel like adding, that I like. Warning: There will be sad quotes, happy quotes, random things and almost all quotes will have to do with love.
