2532. Guns don't kill people, I do.
2533. I finally found love, on page 346 in the dictionary.
2534. "K" Well patassium to you too, then.
2535. Think of a number between 0 and 20. Add 32 to it. Multiply by 2. Subtract 1. Now close your eyes. It's dark isn't it?
2536. The bricks walls are there for a reason. The brick walls are not to keep us out. The brick walls are there to give us a chance to show how badly we want something. Because the brick walls are there to stop the people who don't want it badly enough. They're there to stop the other people. -Randy Pausch
2537. If want to get over your phobia you have to expose yourself to it. -People who have never experianced phobias.
2538. Have you ever seen the Annoying Orange? Well that's Luke. -The most accurate thing I have ever heard come out of Ashton Irwin's mouth.
2539. I said I'm fine. I really meant I'm not fine, please help me. I said I'm just tired. I meant I can't take this anymore. I said I already ate. I meant I'm starving. I said go away. I meant show me you care enough to stay. I said I'm just cold. I meant I didn't want you to see the scars. I said I was better. I meant I have never been this bad. I said I'm okay. I meant I want to die.
2540. Spongebob: Can you hear me?
Patrick: No, it's too dark.
2541. "Why don't you let people see the good in you?"
"Because if they see good, they expect good. And I don't wanna live up to anyone's expectations" -The Vampire Diaries
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Quotes, sayings and other random stuff
HumorThis book is just a book of random quotes, song lyrics, facts and anything else I feel like adding, that I like. Warning: There will be sad quotes, happy quotes, random things and almost all quotes will have to do with love.