557. I'm too tired to slap you. Bash your face against my palm.
558. My ex has one very anoying habit: Breathing.
559. YOLO backwards is OLOY. It stands for: Only Losers Obey Yolo.
560. I throw lamps at people that need to lighten up.
561. Instead of LOL try LSIMHBIWFEFMTALOL (Laughing Silently Inside My Head Because It Wasn't Funny Enough For Me To Actually Laugh Out Loud)
562. Trying to understand you is like trying to smell the colour 9
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Hey guys.
Just wanted to ask... has anyone seen the You and I (by One Direction) music video? Just felt like asking cause I just watched it and have no words to describe it. The camera techniques are just awesome and just, just no words. At all.
Bye:)
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Quotes, sayings and other random stuff
HumorThis book is just a book of random quotes, song lyrics, facts and anything else I feel like adding, that I like. Warning: There will be sad quotes, happy quotes, random things and almost all quotes will have to do with love.
