When in doubt, mumble.
If cupids arrow can't reach their hearts, bullets should do the trick.
Scream "lumos" until someone turns the light on for you.
Never get married. 50% of them end in divorce and the other 50% end in death.
If you're not going to tell me what's wrong, don't bother complaining.
Me: I think I'll go to sleep now.
TV: Lol but good shows are on.
Ipod: Sleep? Is that a new app?
Mind: What's the meaning of life though?
Temperature: Lol it's too hot and too cold.
Noises: Oh, you said louder? Okay.
Body: Time for itches.
Person I like: Hey.
Always tired.
January: Funniest
Febuary: Craziest
March: Cutest
April: Sweetest
May: Kindest
June: Most serious
July: Most beautiful
August: Sexiest
September: Most romantic
October: Perfectionist
November: Nicest
December: Perfect lover.
The scars you can't see are the hardest to heal.
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Quotes, sayings and other random stuff
HumorThis book is just a book of random quotes, song lyrics, facts and anything else I feel like adding, that I like. Warning: There will be sad quotes, happy quotes, random things and almost all quotes will have to do with love.
