I wonder who is still going to be by my side 10 years from now.
When I'm bored, I eat. When I'm happy, I eat. When I'm sad, I eat.
Why put cookie dough in the oven when you can put it in your mouth?
I have a confession to make. I have this rare disease called AWESOME.
Being a person is too complicated. Time to be a unicorn.
I eat nothing or I eat everything. There's no inbetween.
Of all the lies I have told, 'Just kidding' is my favourite.
A million feelings. A thousand thoughts. A hundred moments. Just for one special person.
[ ] Single
[ ] Taken
[x] Who cares, I'm awesome.
*Texting*
Me: Hey, you're abcdefghijk
Friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: You're adorable, beautiful, cute, darling, energetic, fantastic, georgous, hilarious, intellegent...
Friend: Awwww, but what happened to the j and k?
Me: Just Kidding.
Friend: ....
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Hey guys.
Thank you if you went a read my book 'Heaven or Hell?' If you haven't then go check it out and give me some feedback, I'll love you forever if you do.
Bye :)
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Quotes, sayings and other random stuff
HumorThis book is just a book of random quotes, song lyrics, facts and anything else I feel like adding, that I like. Warning: There will be sad quotes, happy quotes, random things and almost all quotes will have to do with love.
