101 Ways to Ask Lily Evans Out

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"So Lilykins," Sirius said sitting beside her. 

"So Sirikins," she said.

He put a friendly arm around her shoulder and smiled at Marlene who sat on the other side of the couch. "You're smart."

"I'd like to think I am."

"Well could you help me? Let's say hypothetically this guy liked you." Lily raised an eyebrow. "So say this guy liked you and he was the quidditch captain." 

"Hypothetically?"

"Yes, yes. Of course. What would you say if he were to ask you out?"

"Well if this hypothetical scenario were about Jackson King, I'd say yes."

Sirius frowned, "The Hufflepuff?"

"Yes, have you seen him? Family oriented, athletic,  smart, kind, humble, and gorgeous. He's the whole package! Of course this is hypothetically speaking."

"What if he was also Head Boy?"

"Not a chance."

"Really?" Lily nodded. "Good thing it was all hypothetical..."