101 Ways to Ask Lily Evans Out

#75

"Wanna go out?" James asked with a playing smile on his face. 

"Not really," Lily said, not even looking up from the Daily Prophet. 

"Wanna know something?"

"What?"

"It's Opposite Day. So really, you just said yes."

"It's still a no."

"I'll pick you up at eight."

"So if I say yes it's a no, but if I say yes it's still a yes."

"Yes."

"No."

"Bollocks."