101 Ways to Ask Lily Evans Out

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"So Evans did you know that it's national snog day?" James asked with a playful smirk.

"Well that's interesting."

"Yeah, I think we'd be doing wrong if we didn't celebrate it."

"Well there's always Sirius."

"Gross! I would never kiss Sirius!"

"Why the hell not?" Sirius asked barging into the common room.

"No offense but you're not my cup of tea."

"Well who says you're mine?"

"Please, I'm beautiful. I'm everybody's cup of tea."

"I prefer coffee," Lily said.

"This is not the time Lily," Sirius snapped.

"No, Lily who would you rather kiss? Me or Sirius?" James asked.

Lily stared at them and rolled her eyes. "Is neither an option?"