Might As Well Run Away

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You barely put up with her for 15 years,
What makes you think I could for 2 weeks?

I can't stand her for 20 minutes,
Why send me to that Bitch rather than someone I actually like?

I don't care if you have to kiss 1200 asses,
I'm not living with her.

I might as well run away for two weeks,
How would you feel about that?

What can't I go somewhere else?
I might as well run away.

Just two weeks.

Yes, we're broke.
Yes, we need help.
No, I don't care if this can "save" us, I'm not going to her place.

Might as well just run away.

If you get asked to leave town for two weeks and still want to leave me with her, I just might.

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