Zalien Invazion

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"Zaynie! I'm home!" Liam calls when he walks into his flat after another long day of work.
He walks into the lounge and sees Zayn sitting on a large green couch reading a book.
"Hi Liam," Zayn greets with a happy smile as he glances up at Liam.
"How did this get here??" Liam wonders in confusion as he looks at the couch.
"Oh. I just found it," Zayn explains happily.
"You 'just found it'? How does anyone 'just find' a couch!?" Liam Wonders.
"I found it on the street," Zayn explains proudly with a smile.
"Did you  steal it?!" Liam assumes worriedly.
"No no no!" Zayn insists with a laugh. "I will explain," he adds with a smile. "I was walking down the street with Watson today cos we were super bored and there was this house that had all these couches at the end of their driveway and I remembered how your couch got ruined and I talked to the people that lived there about why all the couches were at the end of the street and they said they had too many couches and they gave me one. They said I could have all of their couches, but I thought just one couch was enough," Zayn explains.
"You just said couch 7 times and now it sounds really weird to say," Liam comments.
"Couch," Zayn repeats with an amused grin.
"Did they give the couch to you for free??" Liam asks in amazement.
"Yeah. They even delivered it here so I wouldn't have to drag it home all by myself because Watson didn't want to help me," Zayn explains.
"How does that even happen?" Liam wonders at a loss for words.
"Because I was nice to them. Good things happen to nice people! You get free couches!" Zayn replies.
"What? I'm always nice to everyone!" Liam insists with an amused laugh.
"You're not nice to me," Zayn mutters.
"Oh shut up. Yes I am," Liam replies.
"But Damn this couch is comfortable...." Liam comments in awe as he sits on the couch. "good work Zayn! This is nice..." Liam nods as he slowly leans back, reclining lazily on the couch. He rolls onto his back and rests his head on Zayn's lap, propping his feet up on the far-off arm rest.
"How was your day Liam?" Zayn asks with a smile as he carefully runs his fingers through Liam's soft chestnut hair.
"Oh it was alright. I was kinda sad all day," Liam admits.
"Why??" Zayn asks in concern.
"I missed you a lot and I just wanted to come home and see your beautiful face," Liam admits as he reaches up and rests a hand against Zayn's cheek. Zayn laughs and smiles shyly. "Aw, there's that precious little zany smile I love," Liam adds as his grin grows wider. "Ah you're so handsome," Liam adds in wonder, making Zayn's smile grown even bigger somehow and he shakes his head humbly.
"I missed you too today Liam," Zayn tells him, taking the focus off of himself.
"how did you have time to miss me? You were too busy out hunting the streets for couches all day!" Liam replies jokingly making Zayn laugh.
"Not all day. Just a little bit," Zayn assures him defensively with a smile.
    "Oh well it's okay then if it was only for a little bit," Liam replies with a grin. "I made like 50 batches of brownies today," Liam adds in remorse.
"You made brownies!!?" Zayn gasps. "I wanna make brownies!" Zayn pleads excitedly.
"Really?" Liam asks doubtfully. Zayn nods and Liam smiles. "Okay. I'm practically a brownie-making-master now anyway, so I can teach you some of my secrets. But you have to promise not to tell anybody as long as you live. Got it??" Liam says seriously as he sits up.
Zayn nods back seriously and then stands up. He grabs Liam's hands then pulls him to his feet then they walk into the kitchen.
    Before they start making anything, Liam takes out 2 aprons and hands one to Zayn.
   "Why do I have to wear this?" Zayn asks.
    "So you don't get your clothes dirty," Liam explains as he washes his hands.
     "But I don't care if they get dirty," Zayn shrugs.
    "Well when you start doing the laundry, you can get them however dirty you want," Liam replies smugly. Zayn sighs and slips the apron over his head curiously.
    "Liam this is dumb," Zayn complains as the long apron hangs down and touches the floor.
     "why do you care? No one's here to see you wearing it but me and I've got one too," Liam explains as he ties his apron.
     "I don't know but I don't like this thing," Zayn mutters as he tries to tie his apron.
    "If you want, I could give you a beautiful red apron with hearts and lips and on it," Liam offers.
      "No," Zayn replies in disgust. "Why the fuck do you have that?" He asks in concern.
      "Valentine's Day!" Liam replies with an awkward smile. Zayn looks at him weirdly then leans back against the counter with his arms crossed against his chest.
"Are you gonna help me? Or would you rather just stand there and watch?" Liam asks with a grin as he glances over his shoulder at Zayn.
    "I don't know what to do," Zayn admits.
"Well, Can you go in the fridge and get out 4 eggs please?" Liam requests.
"I don't know. Sounds kinda hard..." Zayn replies sarcastically.
"Well I think you'll be able to do it. I believe in you zee," Liam replies.
"I don't," Zayn mutters as he walks to the refrigerator. "You know.... Last time you made me food, you weren't wearing any clothes," Zayn reminds him with a smug grin.
"Oh. Was i?" Liam asks indifferently as he focuses on finding the other ingredients they needed.
"Mhm. But you had that cute little apron tied around your waist though..." Zayn remembers as he leans back against the counter.
"Are you saying you want me to take my clothes off, Zayn?" Liam asks with a grin.
Zayn nods and closes his eyes longingly.
"That's very unsanitary. We're cooking food here..." Liam shares.
"You didn't care about that last time," Zayn points out smartly.
"But that was last time," Liam replies with a raised eyebrow. "And this is this time."
"Liam...." Zayn groans unhappily.
"Would you like me to take my clothes off this time to? Would that make it better?" Liam asks even though he already knew the answer. Zayn nods and Liam hesitantly slips his shirt over his head and tosses it onto the table.
"Are you happy now?" He asks as he holds his arms out to the side expectantly.
"No!" Zayn cries.
"What more do you want from me??" Liam demands in confusion.
"All of it!! Take it all off," Zayn instructs sternly.
"You are a very bad man Zayn...." Liam says.
"Yeah and you're fucking sexy. Now take off your pants," Zayn demands.
"Oh my god!!" Liam laughs in amusement. "I tell you what, I will take my pants off. But later," he says.
"What?" Zayn asks disappointedly.
"Gives you something to look forward too, now doesn't it?," Liam says with a sly grin.
"This world is so cruel..." Zayn mutters and Liam can't help but laugh.
"Modesty is very important Zayn. Always remember that," Liam shares with a grin.
"Now. We need flour, which is in the last cabinet there," Liam says.
"Get your own flour!" Zayn mumbles unhappily.
"Do you want to make brownies or not?" Liam demands sternly. "I don't have to make brownies because I already made enough today. I'm doing this for you, Mr. Sassy Pants," Liam says as he rests a hand on his hip. Zayn groans and tries to find the flour. He drops it on the counter next to all the other ingredients then stands expectantly staring up at Liam.
"Would you like to be our designated stirrer? Do you except the challenge?" Liam says as he holds a wooden spoon out towards Zayn.
"Oh yeah! I got this!" Zayn replies confidently as he takes the spoon and picks up the bowl to stir in all the ingredients to mix together. When he was done, Liam helps him pour the mix Into a large  pan and place it in the oven.
""Now what do we do?" Zayn asks.
"Now we wait," Liam says.
"Aw, I don't wanna wait," Zayn mumbles sadly but waits patiently anyway. When the brownies were done cooking, Liam cuts the pan in half, giving him and Zayn an equal amount to eat.
"Liam, Are you gonna eat that?" Zayn wonders curiously, eying Liam's left over brownie that was still sitting on his plate a couple minutes later.
"Do you want it?" Liam asks.
"If you don't want it," Zayn replies.
"You can have it. I don't need any more," Liam shrugs as he pushes the plate over to Zayn.
"But Liam, you barely ate any of it! Do you not like brownies?" Zayn asks worriedly after he took a large bite.
"Oh No, I love brownies. And that's my problem," Liam replies good-naturedly.
"You can have more if you want," Zayn insists as he pushes the brownies back toward Liam.
"No Zayn it's okay. I shouldn't have any more," Liam tells him sadly but with a smile.
     "Liam! Eat it!!" Zayn demands as he shoves a brownie in Liam's face. Liam giggles and pushes it away.
    "Zaynie stop! I already ate too much! I'm gonna get fat!" Liam says with another laugh.
     "Good!!" Zayn replies.
     "You want me to get fat??" Liam asks in surprise.
     "Yeah!! I want my Liam nice and big," Zayn grins as he slowly rubs Liam's stomach. Liam looks at him weirdly and shakes his head.
"I guess I could have one more tiny little bite..." Liam mutters with a grin. Zayn smiles and holds the brownie up for Liam to bite.
    "Liam, you're a brownie," Zayn says with a little giggle as he feeds Liam another piece.
    "That makes no sense at all..." Liam replies in confusion.
     "You're still a cute, perfect brownie though," Zayn insists with an innocent smile.
     "Well then I'm your brownie," Liam replies with a squishy grin as he rests his head on Zayn's shoulder and gives him a tight hug.

Oh my, this chapter is so unnecessarily long.... And I haven't updated in a few days because of school and volleyball and work and too much medical terminology homework and I feel kinda bad so hopefully this makes up for it 😉 but I'll try and update whenever I can because this story is more important than my future anyway but I'm low key losing my sanity right now so that's always cool :)
      anyway thanks for reading 🐒💖