Black Girl Bible

Celeb Coon Roast Part 2

So since everyone liked the first one, I decided to do the second one. The reactions were way different than I expected bc I was being rude asf 😂

And thanks to everyone without getting in their feelings if I talked shit about a celeb you liked. At the end of the day, if they coons, Imma call them out

Michael Jackson's kids

I heard a little bit of what was said. I know it pertained to something about All Lives Matter. I barely know these kids like that in the first place, but stfu. And they look weird.

His daughter look like she need to take a bath. Dirty ass. She literally looks like that "rebellious" ass white teen who does petty shit like dress like a pretend emo and be a lesbian just to piss off her parents 😂

Amber Rose

I think out of everybody I have done or will do, this will be the most difficult one to do. Amber is my bitch. I actually really like her. She seems like a really chill, fun, bad ass chick. But guess what?

Imma still roast her 😢😭

See all this celeb coonery be having me fucked up. If it ain't one thing, it's another. Long before all lives matter, there was this thing called

Lemme pretend I'm not black

Amber bitch don't play with me. You are half BLACK and white. How tf can you say your mom is African but she's not black? How bitch. Unless she's a white South African but your dad is white so wtf.

That really pisses me off. These celebs who know damn well they black or have some black in them MARIAH SCARY I MEAN CAREY be denying it. Stop the madness. You are one of us.

Even tho I feel bad for doing this to you, you look like Caillou. Crystal ball head ass.

Taye Diggs

I don't even know exactly what you said but I bet it had something to do with you loving white girls and probably all lives matter. He even said something about not wanting to claim his son as black since he's both.

It makes sense but it kinda came off coonish. Just a tad. But whatever, anyways you not even cute. That's why you got your ass whooped in Best Man 😂 ya lil hoe

See? This the same type of black men I was talking about in "Black Men Dating White Women". Always glorifying them but quick to put us down. And he look like a raisin tbh

Terrence Howard

I hate this mf lowkey. 😂😂 I hate his voice. It sounds like a kinda more matured version of Katt Williams. But he in the same boat as Taye. Always liking them Lil white girls but be the main ones down playing women of his race

He been a coon for years. And years. And decades, nothing brand new. I don't think he's attractive like most girls think he is. His eyes look spooky. He just...dismissed.

Michael B. Jordan

Y'all mfs in the comments might lowkey try to come for me with this, but as you all know, I give no shits. Sorry but "your man" is a coon. Fight me. 💀

First of all, my unpopular opinion, he not all that fine. Honestly. He just ain't my type. I don't even remember how he ended up on the coon list but it doesn't matter.

Fuck him. Yeah I said it 💁😂 matter of fact, since all y'all acting a damn fool, does he even like black girls? Like fr? ☕

Stacey Trash I mean Dash

Ugh the most infamous coon of them all. The highest coon. After you fight all levels of the coon game, you have to battle her to complete the entire game 😂 that golden locked character of coonery