Kyle's Book Of Nonsense For Cool People

Unit 25

Introduction

Previously on "Kyle's Book Of Nonsense For Cool People:"

Judge: *shakes head in disappointment* "No, it is not. I hereby find the defendant, Gil T:

N O N E X I S T E N T"

Equip Apple

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<insert plot element that you missed for not watching past the ending theme song>

This week:

Hey! This is actually on time-ish this time! Such amazement! I think what has been happening is that I get caught up in working on my other things and Sunday is generally a relaxed day so I don't think about this sort of thing too much. That, and I've been running out of ideas for this thing :/

I'm considering just stopping this book, because I don't have that many useful/especially funny things to say these days here and I don't want it to turn out like every other random book, because what's the fun in doing the normal stuff?! :P Idk. Don't be surprised if this falls off my update list except for challenges and stuff like the (eventual) 100 followers thing.

Misadventure Wall

Welp, I tried XD

RIP

Character Interview Wall

Kyle: "Hello and welcome to the Character Interview Wall! This week we have... What?"

Doppelgengar: "Hmmmmmm. Ira. Or Arlen. Ire because she'd probably cry. Or Arlen. Or Masamba. Or Harambe. Those are our options."

Kyle: "(It doesn't appear that he realizes he's on stage yet)"

Doppelgengar: "Wait what? What's going on here?"

Kyle: "Maybe that's my question for you." *passes mic*

Doppelgengar: *starts freestyling* *realizes he's white* *gives up* *mic drop*

Kyle: *turns hat backwards and pulls out gold chains* "Are you saying that white people can't rap? This is how we do it in the hood...ies:

First in my class here at M.I.T."

Doppelgengar: *turns hat backwards and pulls out pokeball*

Kyle: "Got skills, I'm a Champion of D&D

MC Escher that's my favorite MC

Keep your 40

I'll just have an Earl Grey tea

My rims never spin to the contrary

You'll find that they're quite stationary

All of my action figures are cherry

Stephen Hawking's in my library

My MySpace page is all totally pimped out"

Doppelgengar: "I have a rap about the 21st amendment."

Kyle: *ignores because he has already started reciting it* "Got people begging for my top 8 spaces

Yo I know Pi to a thousand places

Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces

I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise

I'm a whiz at minesweeper I can play for days

Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed,

my fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze

There's no killer app I haven't run

At Pascal, well, I'm number 1

Do vector calculus just for fun

I ain't got a gat but I got a soldering gun

'Happy Days' is my favourite theme song

I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong

I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on

I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon

For the rest of the song you can listen to 'White and Nerdy' by Weird Al."

Doppelgengar: "Nice. That's a beautiful piece. One of our time's greatest composers I'd say."

Kyle: "And looks like we're out of time! See you next time maybe on the Character Interview Wall!"

Doppelgengar: "Wait so what just happened?"

Kyle: ":P"

Doppelgengar: "Seriously. Am I going to be on the next unit?"

Kyle: "Ye."

Doppelgengar: "Oh man. That's so exciting. I'm so proud. I even mentioned Harambe."

Kyle: "Yep. You done good m8."

Doppelgengar: "How am I on the character wall though if I'm not a character?"

Kyle: "Would you consider yourself to be a person with personality?"

Doppelgengar: "Yes. Most of the time."

Kyle: "Good. Now I can finally shut this microphone off." *flips several switches*

Doppelgengar: "What? Am I still being recorded?"

Kyle: "Stop moving! You still have one on your suit!"

THIS CHARACTER INTERVIEW WALL HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY KIK MESSENGER

Conclusion

Well that was fun lol. What am I supposed to do here again? Idk, so here's a picture of a man who equipped a skeleton instead of a sword, courtesy of the best show ever, Gintama (this is the second time this happens rofl):