Kyle's Book Of Nonsense For Cool People

Unit 11 - Dakemaru Rebellion Arc Part 1

Introduction

A man sat in the darkness, numbers and figures flying around him in varying shades of green. His blonde hair was unmoving in the windless environment. His glasses rimmed with thick, black plastic were obstructed by an black eyepatch casually placed over the left lense. The man sat waiting for his turn in the light. Surely, he knew, his time to shine would come soon.

Introduction

Man, what was up with that introduction? Here's the real one.

Hey guys! Thanks for the sixteen followers and over 400 reads on WSGABATA! It's been only two weeks since I set the goal of 16 followers from the previous 8 (or 9 I think), so that's pretty cool! My next goals are 32 followers and 800 reads on that story by the last chapter of it, which is currently set to release on August 12th :D

Serious Wall

*puts pokemon tournament idea on backburner*

Challenge Wall

Another 13 facts about me, because I was tagged by -Lunar-Darkness- to do it. Here it goes!

Rules:

1. You are required to post all of the rules.

2. There is no leaving this behind unless if it's for very good reason (I don't really care, and I'm ignoring the grammar mistake).

3. You have to tag 15 users.

4. You have to post 13 facts about yourself.

5. This is due on May 31...? (I'm abolishing this rule too :P)

More True Facts:

1. I don't actually care if you guys know my last name and the like, I just don't want to put it on here because that means future employers can find this when they search my name :3

2. That said, I have a skype and will be happy to meet you guys on it if you ask :D

3. I'm always plotting something for this site. Always.

4. I like teasing my friends, especially if you're a certain Ashton ;)

5. I managed to get a 100% in AP Calculus the second semester: without doing my homework. I'm not sure if my teacher was impressed or angry at me for pulling this off XD

6. My first, middle, and last names are all one syllable each.

7. I don't understand "shipping" :P

8. I ran out of Gintama to watch a few days ago and that makes me very sad ;w;

9. I'm a very picky reader, which is quite the problem when you're trying to make your way in a diverse writing community *sweatdrops*

10. I'm incredibly awkward when talking to people, and often say things I don't mean on accident :O

11. I have cosplayed Stein from Soul Eater, Deidara from Naruto Shippuden (which I looked terrible in), and Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann from Gurren Lagann :D

12. When my mom made a book about me for my graduation, she asked my friends for quotes about me. One of my friends decided not to be serious and put "Kyle is the physical representation of 8" XD

13. For any of you Bleach fans, my bankai's name is Hitsuyou Dakemaru (if you understand Bleach and Japanese then that should be hilarious). If you see me post "Bankai! Hitsuyou Dakemaru" or something of the like, then I'm about to do something really cool :P

15. I'm even more rebellious this time.

Tags:

Hey, I actually know enough people this time! No tagging America's founding fathers (the fools failed to complete the challenge--what a shame). I'm just going to tag you guys whether you know me well or not because that's how you make friends right? :P

LogicalCabbage Stormlocke Doppelgengar Sheare HoennChessShipper YobanyxieDeceive GingerAndy RiverIvy Darker_X Meme_Knightwalker EpicAuthor01 SGMijumaru LazuriteOfTheSkies Blue___22

And because I'm struggling for a 15th person you get tagged back -Lunar-Darkness- :P

Character Interview Wall

Kyle: *in total darkness* "Hey, who turned off the lights? Am I supposed to carry on the interview like this?"

???: "Yes."

Kyle: "All right then. Who am I interviewing today?"

???: *lights flash on dramatically*

Kyle: "Who the heck are you, and why do you look exactly like me but with an eyepatch?!"

Dakemaru: "I am Hitsuyou Dakemaru, your bankai, Kyle. You unknowingly released me earlier by calling my name earlier!"

Kyle: "What?! What are you doing here?!"

Dakemaru: "I am here to start a war! That's right, I will force this random book to have a plot!" *laughes evilly*

Kyle: "That's not how random books work! What do you even seek to accomplish by this?!"

Dakemaru: "I will make you add the action tag to this book if it's the last thing I do! Now, to gather allies!" *disappears in a flash of light*

Kyle: "Well... I didn't think this random book could get any crazier, but I believe it just did."

Dakemaru/N: A bankai, translating to "final release," is the second stage of swords in Bleach. They take on forms of sentient beings that reside in their users and are obscenely powerful.

Introduction

Eh? Didn't we already have an introduction? Let's try that again.

Middle

Is this freaking Dakemaru's doing?! He's already becoming a troublemaker... Guess I should gather allies of my own to take down this guy and regain control over my random book. Come on, just a little further past the middle!

Conclusion From Unit 15

That's way too far! But close enough!