Kyle's Book Of Nonsense For Cool People

Issue 3 - Because who needs CoNsIsTeNcY

Introduction

Probably shouldn't waste any time on this, this is going to be a large chapter!

Challenge Wall

I was tagged for this challenge by Stormlocke, so I guess I'm doing this.

Rules:

1. Thou shalt post ALL the rules!

2. Thou shalt post thirteen things about himself/herself (yes I fixed the grammar).

3. Thou shalt not refuse.

4. Thou shalt complete this challenge in the time of a week, or face punishment at the hands of tagger.

5. Thou shalt post this on a book and not in the comment sections.

6. Thou shalt tag 15 other poor souls to complete this quest.

7. Thou must come up with a creative name for this chapter, for some inane reason.

True facts:

1. I was going to troll you all by putting this into Japanese, but then I realized that none of you would get my brilliant jokes!

2. I'm a rated fencer even though I've only been fencing for two years, which, trust me, is impressive.

3. I'm obsessive about watching my read counts go about on my stories, and check them way too often. I guess you could say that I get a rise out of the high numbers ;)

4. I'm a full time college student, high school student, and have a job at a university all at the same time.

5. I've written one full story before coming to Wattpad (over 20 chapters), but I've decided to not publish because my former self stuffed it full of cliches :P

6. I've seen about 47 days of anime and counting. Oops.

7. I have this username because as a sixth grader I memorized 100, eventually 200 digits of pi, for no apparent reason other than to show that I could. That moment marked the beginning of my entry into nerd-dom. Now look at me!

8. 8 is my favorite single digit number, but more on that in Unit 8.

9. I'm dying from not having a high enough joke to word ratio in this chapter.

10. I have Kik, Line, and GroupMe accounts, so if you want to talk to me but PMing is too troublesome you can ask for one of the usernames :)

11. I've made my own programming languages.

12. I'm an incredibly awkward person, and have trouble saying what I actually mean.

13. English is my worst subject, but ironically I excel in foreign and computer languages.

14. I'm a rebel only when it comes to pointless things.

And another challenge, this time instigated by LogicalCabbage.

Rules:

1. Favorite Song

2. Favorite Sport

3. Favorite Band

4. Favorite Show

5. Favorite Movie

6. Favorite Color

7. Favorite Food

8. Favorite Drink

9. Favorite Video Game

10. Tag 15 People

Answers:

1. At the moment, Samurai Heart by Spyair.

2. Fencing of course!

3. FLOW (it's a japanese band), though if the question was singer instead of band it would be Nano (who does both English and Japanese).

4. Gintama, which I get a lot of inspiration for my randomness from.

5. The Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya. *looks up at previous answers* Trust me, I do more than watch anime.

6. Green. Like, out of my three dress shirts two of them are green.

7. Lasagna! I've been known to eat inhuman amounts of this stuff.

8. I'm going to go with pineapple juice, because I really don't have a favorite.

9. Pokemon Emerald. I've only logged like 463 hours on it...

Tags:

I don't know anyone else very well on Wattpad who hasn't already been tagged so I'm going to take this literally and tag some "15 other poor souls": Plato, Socrates, Abraham Lincoln, George Washington, John Adams, John Quincy Adams, Thomas Jefferson, James Madison, James Monroe, Andrew Jackson, Martin Van Buren, William Henry Harrison, John Tyler, and Albert Einstein. I expect an answer from all of you within a week.

Character Interview Wall

Kyle: "Welcome to another instance of my Character Interview Wall! This time we have Kyle from Kyle's Book of Nonsen--wait what?"

Kyle: "Hello! It is I, me! Thanks me for having me."

Kyle: "Errr... Yeah... Sure why not? How much do you like breaking the fourth wall?"

Kyle: "Not enough to do it in my stories, but enough to use it every single time in this book."

Both Kyles: *laugh*

Kyle: "Shoot, thanks to that last line, now they have no idea which Kyle is saying what!"

Kyle: "But aren't we the same person anyways?"

Kyle: "I guess that's true. Anyways, we're... err... I'm out of time this week."

Conclusion

Did you get your fill of nonsense for this week? I didn't, but when do I ever really? I've got to come up with a good way of ending these things...