This one of my favorites tbh!!
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Me: babe look what i made!!
Ethan😘: this is not surprising to me😑😑
Me: why not?😟😟
Ethan😘: ur always doing something outrageous
Me: no i'm not!!!😤😤
Ethan😘: yes you are bby
Me: name one time....i'll wait
Ethan😘: what about that time you dyed your entire head green
Ethan😘:
Me: I looked good though
Ethan😘: you didn't even keep it for a long time though
Ethan😘: you only did it because of the suicide squad premiere😒
Me: like i just said it looked good af
Me: and you weren't complaining when you were pulling it so stfu
Ethan😘: ofc i wouldn't
Me: let's not talk about me
Me: i'm not the one with a broken hand am i??
Ethan😘: this isn't about me
Me: it is now baby boy
Ethan😘: i'm not as crazy as you tbh
Me: yes you are E
Ethan😘: no i'm not
Me: YOU GOT WRAPPED IN 100 ROLLS OF DUCT TAPE!!
Me: let us not forget about those lovely shock collars
Me: oh and cayenne pepper? really?
Ethan😘: Kanye*
Me: stfu😒😒