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^^^Kill me now

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~Gone off the Henny~

Graysoot: hello

Me: wtf do you want?

Graysoot: I can't say hi to the most bootyful, amazing, humble, and smartest girl in thee world.

Me: you and I both know i'm FAR from humble

Me: so what's really up?

Graysoot: I need something from you

Me: and that is?

Graysoot: I need for you to come over here tonight so I can drop this mashed potato bowl in them draws

Me: tf?

Graysoot: it's new year's and you know i'm missing yooooooouuuuu

Me: are you okay?

Graysoot: no

Me: why not?

Graysoot: because I can't sleep at night when you're on my mind

Me: okay Mariah Carey

Graysoot: i wanna bite the tattoo on your shoulder baby

Me: looks like Halsey has made an entrance lmao

Graysoot:you know I care a lot about my youth

Me: Grayson?

Graysoot: Yes my sweet?

Me: what were you drinking before you started texting me?

Graysoot: idk

Graysoot: Sam gave it to me and now I feel a lil bit woooozy

Me: do you have a picture of what he gave you?

Graysoot: i can reeead it but its a lil blurry

Graysoot: it tastes goo tho

Me: just send me what he gave you

Graysoot:

Me: i'm omw to come get you

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Me: i'm omw to come get you

Graysoot: whyyyyyy?

Me: because nothing good can happen when gone off the Henny

Me: btw tell Sammy I'm beating his ass when I get there

Graysoot: see you then my buttercream truffle butter delight

Me: you're definitely faded

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HI GUYS!!!!!!!!

WE MADE IT TO 2017!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

First imagines of '17!

What do you guys think?


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