^^^Kill me now
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~Gone off the Henny~
Graysoot: hello
Me: wtf do you want?
Graysoot: I can't say hi to the most bootyful, amazing, humble, and smartest girl in thee world.
Me: you and I both know i'm FAR from humble
Me: so what's really up?
Graysoot: I need something from you
Me: and that is?
Graysoot: I need for you to come over here tonight so I can drop this mashed potato bowl in them draws
Me: tf?
Graysoot: it's new year's and you know i'm missing yooooooouuuuu
Me: are you okay?
Graysoot: no
Me: why not?
Graysoot: because I can't sleep at night when you're on my mind
Me: okay Mariah Carey
Graysoot: i wanna bite the tattoo on your shoulder baby
Me: looks like Halsey has made an entrance lmao
Graysoot:you know I care a lot about my youth
Me: Grayson?
Graysoot: Yes my sweet?
Me: what were you drinking before you started texting me?
Graysoot: idk
Graysoot: Sam gave it to me and now I feel a lil bit woooozy
Me: do you have a picture of what he gave you?
Graysoot: i can reeead it but its a lil blurry
Graysoot: it tastes goo tho
Me: just send me what he gave you
Graysoot:
Me: i'm omw to come get you
Graysoot: whyyyyyy?
Me: because nothing good can happen when gone off the Henny
Me: btw tell Sammy I'm beating his ass when I get there
Graysoot: see you then my buttercream truffle butter delight
Me: you're definitely faded
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HI GUYS!!!!!!!!
WE MADE IT TO 2017!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
First imagines of '17!
What do you guys think?