So this isn't really Dolan related, but I saw it on Tumblr and thought it was funny.
Also if you're not comfortable with talk about the parts of the male species then "abort dick" - in the words of slayingthehoesxx
Go follow her!
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The Signs as Different Types of Dicks
Aries: J.Cole dick
Taurus: Wale dick
Gemini: Bryson Tiller dick (literally my fave not the dick but the person...if that makes sense..well maybe the dick)
Cancer: Chance The Rapper dick
Leo: Chris Brown dick
Virgo: Kanye West dick
Libra: Drake dick
Scorpio: The Weeknd dick
Sagittarius: Tory Lanez dick
Capricorn: Amine dick
Aquarius: Kendrick Lamar dick
Pisces: Future dick
What They Mean:
J.Cole: Will probably tell someone after the dick appointment. Tries to be rough, but wants nothing more than to be soft and sensual.
Wale: Wants to cuddle and watch Seinfeld after the dick appointment. Disappears for awhile, but always makes a major comeback.
Bryson Tiller: Likes to tell you how amazing you are after the dick appointment. Raspy voice afterwards. 50/50 on whether they believe everything you say.
Chance The Rapper: Goofy. The type to make you laugh during and after the dick appointment. All around good time.
Chris Brown: Assumes they're the best ever you've ever had after the dick appointment. Probably attached to the body of a dancer with a large ego. Cease and desist before the stalk you.
Kanye West: Misses the dick after the dick appointment. Now it's just skin and a big ass ego.
Drake: For everyone and loves everybody. Don't be surprised is they come with tears, emotional baggage, and poetry after the dick appointment.
The Weeknd: The type to get you into a threesome. Probably snorting cocaine off of a strange girl's ass after the dick appointment. Kinky. Not for the light hearted.
Tory Lanez: Caribbean flavored Bryson Tiller
Amine: New. You started fucking and you immediately wanted to call them after the dick appointment.
Kendrick Lamar: Big fan of pillow talk about changing the world after the dick appointment. Ain't the cutest, but their personality makes up for it. On everyone's "I'd let them hit if they asked" list.
Future: The low point before the high point. Don't worry, sex with them will wake you up and make you realize you deserve better after the dick appointment.
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Which one did you get?
I got Bryson Tiller(which is my mans)
Should I do more of these?
Let me know!
Bye,guys!!
