*You Have 6 New Messages*
Unknown: pick up
Unknown: please
Unknown: answer me
Unknown: Naudia???
Unknown: PICK UP YOUR PHONE
Unknown: fine if you don't wanna answer me then I guess we're done
sent 4:45 a.m.
Me: who tf is naudia?
Unknown: oh shit
Unknown: sorry for the texts
Me: it's okay
Me: i mean you did just go through a break up
Unknown: haha
Unknown: ur funny
Me: well i guess you can go find Naudia
Unknown: noooo
Unknown: i wanna talk to you
Me: you don't even know me
Me: i could be a 50 year old man
Unknown: are you?
Me: maybe...
Unknown: what's your name?
Me: Freddy
Unknown: well what do you look like?
Me: hold tf up
Me: tell me your name first
Unknown: why?
Me: cause it'll balance out
Unknown: fine
Unknown: my name is....
Me: aww c'mon
Me: your leaving me with text blue balls
Unknown: wtf?
Me: tell me your name!!
Unknown: it's Ethan
Ethan: now show me a picture of yourself
Me: okay mr. bossy-pants
Ethan: i'm not bossy
Me: right... you're just sassy
Me: but anywhore
Me: here's the pic
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Me: excuse my hair
Ethan: you're so cute
Ethan: but why does it look like you're sucking through a straw??
Me: why shouldn't it?
Ethan: touché
Me: now you have to show me what face you were branded with
Ethan: fine
Ethan:
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Me: this shows me nothing...NOTHING AT ALL
Ethan: it shows how good my dabbing technique is
Me: not rlly
Ethan: how so?
Me: your arm is bent
Me: sloppy execution of the dab
Ethan: you just hurt my feelings
Me: srry princess
Me: but send anotha pic
Ethan: *dj khaled voice*
Me: send the damn picture
Ethan: how rude
Ethan:
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Me: omf
Me: you're adorable
Ethan: thanks
Me: np
Ethan: soooo
Me: what?
Ethan: i think you're really cute
Me: aww thank you
Me: well i'm out
Ethan: noooo why?
Me: it's like 5 a.m. in the morning
Ethan: so
Me: i have school
Ethan: oh
Me: bye Ethan
Ethan: bye
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