Sandstorm: Ok, Firestar has asked me to train you for the upcoming battle with Bloodclan. *looks at Sorrelkit, Rainkit and Sootkit* Any questions?
Sorrelkit: *raises a paws* How long is a piece of string?
Rainkit: *Snorts* Mouse-brain! A piece of string can be any length!
Sandstorm: *Lashes her tail angrily* I meant a question about fighting!
Sootkit: I bet that you don't know the answer. That's why you changed the subject.
Sandstorm: *Growls at the kits, wishing that she didn't have to train them* A piece of string is twice as long as half it's length. Satisfied?
Sorrelkit: *Nods then pauses* What came first? The kit or the cat?
Sootkit: *shrugs* Who cares?
Rainkit: I think it would be the kit. What do you think, Sandstorm?
Sandstorm: *Runs away* I. Can't. Take. This. Any. More!!!
Firestar: Sandstorm? Come back here!
Sandstorm: *Grumbles something under her breath and prowls back over to Firestar and the kits* What?
Firestar: How's the training going?
Sootkit: *Giggles* Sandstorm is funny!
Sorrelkit: Yeah! Can she be my mentor?
Firestar: *Smiles* Of course. Sandstorm would like that wouldn't you Sandsto- Sandstorm? Where are you?
Sandstorm: *Screams and runs away* Noooooo!!!!!
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Ways To End Up In The Darkforest
HumorWays To End Up In The Dark Forest is a fun little book full of your favourite cats having fun and giving you plenty of LOLs! Entertain yourself by watching a CRAP show with Mosskit, Larchkit and Snowkit. Read Cloudtail's warrior code or be enchanted...
