Firestar: Jinxedglare!!!!!!!!
Jinxedglare: Yes?
Firestar: Why haven't you updated in sooooo long?
Jinxedglare: Well... I dunno... I guess I'm just busy with my other books and I'm a little stuck for ideas.
Firestar: I'll give you ideas! Hmm... *puts on an ugly sparkly dress and a rainbow afro and beings to sing horribly* Twinkle twinkle little Firestar! How I wonder what you are! Up on the HighLedge oh so high! Like a diamond in the sky! Twinkle twinkle little Firestar how I wonder what you are!
Jinxedglare: Please. Stop. Now.
Firestar: I see trees of green... Red roses too! I see them burn... For me and you! And I think to myself... What I wonderful fire!
Jinxedglare: Firestar you can't sing so please be QUIET!!!!!
Firestar: Hang on a sec! *straightens up* We didn't start the fire! He was always awesome since the worlds been turning!
Jinxedglare: Erin Hunter really needs to get rid of this guy!
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Ways To End Up In The Darkforest
HumorWays To End Up In The Dark Forest is a fun little book full of your favourite cats having fun and giving you plenty of LOLs! Entertain yourself by watching a CRAP show with Mosskit, Larchkit and Snowkit. Read Cloudtail's warrior code or be enchanted...
