Daisy: Berrykit I need to take a break from looking after the shop. Will you take over for the day?
Berrykit: Sure! What do I do?
Daisy: Ok, I have some more pink cupcakes to sell. Most cats will ask how much they cost. You say, One brown pebble. Then they will probably ask if they have catmint in them. You say, Some of them do some of them some them don't. Then if they don't bye them just say, Well if you don't somebody else will.
Berrykit: *nods* Ok!
Daisy: Thankyou! *leaves*
Squirrelflight: How much are your cupcakes?
Berrykit: One brown pebble.
Squirrelflight: Do they have Catmint in them?
Berrykit: Some of them do, some of them don't.
Squirrelflight: I don't think I'll have any.
Berrykit: Well if you don't, somebody else will.
Heathertail: How much are your cupcakes?
Berrykit: One brown pebble.
Heathertail: Do they have Catmint in them?
Berrykit: Some of them do, some of them don't.
Heathertail: I don't think I'll have any.
Berrykit: Well if you don't, somebody else will.
Willowshine: How much are your cupcakes?
Berrykit: One brown pebble.
Willowshine: Do they have Catmint in them?
Berrykit: Some of them do, some of them don't.
Willowshine: I don't think I'll have any.
Berrykit: Well if you don't, somebody else will.
Ratscar: Hey Kit, have you got the time?
Berrykit: One brown pebble.
Ratscar: Do all of your clan have brain damage?!
Berrykit: Some of them do, some of them don't.
Ratscar: *growls* Would you like me to scratch you?!!!!
Berrykit: Well if you don't, somebody else will.
Ratscar: *yowls and pounces on Berrykit*
(The End! :D)
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Ways To End Up In The Darkforest
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