Cloudtail: Uncle!!! I have a joke!!!
Firestar: WHAT?!?!
Cloudtail: Knock knock!
Firestar: Who's there?
Cloudtail: Interrupting Cat!
Firestar: Interru-
Cloudtail: *interrupts* MEOW!!!!!!!!!
Firestar: *growls loudly* Whatever!
Cloudtail: I have another joke!
Firestar: What?
Cloudtail: What do you call a RiverClan cat in the desert?
Firestar: *thinks* Um... Steve?
Cloudtail: *scorns* No.
Firestar: Brett?
Cloudtail: Guess again.
Firestar: Kevin?
Cloudtail: Those aren't even clan names!!! The answer is.... Lost!!!
Firestar: ?
Cloudtail: *shrugs* Ok, so maybe that wasn't very funny... I have one last joke...
Firestar: Fire away!
Cloudtail: A cat walks into a bar, right?
Firestar: *nods*
Cloudtail: And says.... *giggles*
Firestar: WHAT?!?!
Cloudtail: *bursts out laughing* OW!!!
Firestar: What? Why would a cat walk into a bar and say 'ow'? Why would a cat walk into a bar anyway? It's not like we drink those sorts of things! *shudders at the thought*
Cloudtail: *rolls his eyes* You don't get the joke, do you?
Firestar: Nup!
Cloudtail: *turns away from Firestar and looks you right in the eye (Yes you! The person reading this!!!)* This is actually a really funny joke but you have to REALLY think about it to get it. My uncle, *gestures to a puzzled Firestar* doesn't get it but maybe you will... The first person to comment that you get the joke and tell Firestar how it works will get 1000 free cookies and permission to follow Cloudtail's warrior code (Chapter 5)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ways To End Up In The Darkforest
HumorWays To End Up In The Dark Forest is a fun little book full of your favourite cats having fun and giving you plenty of LOLs! Entertain yourself by watching a CRAP show with Mosskit, Larchkit and Snowkit. Read Cloudtail's warrior code or be enchanted...
