(Daisy has just come to Thunderclan with her kits and is being shown around by Cloudtail.)
Cloudtail: And this is the Fresh kill pile. Have something to eat!
Daisy: *Looks at the fresh kill pile disgustedly* Umm... Do you have any chips?
Cloudtail: Nup.
Daisy: Sausages?
Cloudtail: Nope.
Daisy: Gravy?
Cloudtail: Should I know what that is?
Daisy: *Sighs* Things need to change around here. I'm going to build a shop.
Cloudtail: A what?
Daisy: Shop. A place where cats can bye food that is much better than this *pokes a dead mouse* stuff.
Cloudtail: *Eyes go very round and blue* Can it sell cookies?!!!
Daisy: *Purrs* Sure!
Cloudtail: Great!
(Many hours later...)
Daisy: All done!
Cloudtail: *Gasps at the small wooden shop painted pink and purple with a big sign that says: Daisy's Shop.* Wow!
(Soon cats from all four clans are coming to Daisy's shop.)
Leopardstar: Can I please have some blue fairy floss?
Daisy: Sure!
Blackstar: Blue fairy floss is for whimps!
Leopardstar: Well what did you bye?
Blackstar: *looks up to reveal his white fur stained with pink* Pink cupcakes!
YOU ARE READING
Ways To End Up In The Darkforest
HumorWays To End Up In The Dark Forest is a fun little book full of your favourite cats having fun and giving you plenty of LOLs! Entertain yourself by watching a CRAP show with Mosskit, Larchkit and Snowkit. Read Cloudtail's warrior code or be enchanted...
