BLUESTAR: *sings* Oh fluffy pineapple! Oh fluffy pineapple! I love you! Oh yes I love you!
Cloudkit: Um... Bluestar? What are you doing?
Bluestar: Oh nothing you little- OH MY STARCLAN! A TALKING FLUFFY PINEAPPLE???
Cloudkit: No... It's me... Cloudkit...
Bluestar: OH AND IT HAS A NAME TOO! COME HERE KITTENCLOUD! *scoops up Cloudkit and higs him* AREN'T YOU ADORABLE??? THE CUTESEST FLUFFY PINEAPPLE EVER!!!
Cloudkit: No! I'm just a fluffy kit!
Bluestar: Don't be silly, Kittencloud. You're a small talking fluffy pineapple! Now, come and eat whatever you want!
Cloudkit: My name is not Kittencloud and- wait, whatever I want? Like cookies?
Bluestar: Sure! *shoves a cookie in his mouth*
Cloudkit: Ok, I'll be whatever you want me to be so long as there are cookies!
Bluestar: Yay! Now fluffy pineapple, come and be the Clan's mascot!
Cloudkit: Um... Ok. *gets hoisted up on a flag and dances to a silly theme song* YAY! I'M THUNDERCLAN'S MASCOT!!!
Special thanks to @Fanlord1987 for the idea!
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Ways To End Up In The Darkforest
HumorWays To End Up In The Dark Forest is a fun little book full of your favourite cats having fun and giving you plenty of LOLs! Entertain yourself by watching a CRAP show with Mosskit, Larchkit and Snowkit. Read Cloudtail's warrior code or be enchanted...
