1. Trip Bramblestar over and laugh really loudly.
2. Tell him that he looks just like his daddy.
3. Give him cadbury chocolate in a love heart shaped box.
4. Attack Hollyleaf with water pistols.
5. Give him a backstage pass to the next One Direction concert.
6. Attack Mistyfoot with nerf guns.
7. Give him a $1000 gift voucher for Daisy's shop.
8. Let him drive a monster truck.
9. Give him Blackstar's Mrs Neigh Neigh.
10. Let him chose a pretty skirt from the mall.
11. Tell him that he's much cooler than Brambleclaw.
12. Throw a tomato at Stormfur.
13. Convince Ivypool to marry him. (You'd be his best man and best friend!)
14. By him a McDonalds toy.
15. Allow him to stay up past his bed time. (Hawkfrost's bed time is 7:30!)
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Ways To End Up In The Darkforest
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