Leafstar: From this day forward until he has received his warrior name, this young cat will be known as Eggpaw.
Eggpaw: That's a terrible name! I didn't join Skyclan for a crummy name like Eggpaw! Give my old name back now!!!
Leafstar: *sighs* If your going to stay with us then you mush change your name.
Eggpaw: Then give me a cool name like... The Eggsternator!
Leafstar: That's the most mouse-brained thing I have ever heard!
Eggpaw: Then give me my old name. Stick, Cora, Coal and Shorty kept there's.
Leafstar: Fine! From this day forward until he has received his warrior name, this young cat will be known as Egg.
Egg: *Purrs* Thankyou! Egg... What a lovely name for an apprentice!
Leafstar: *rolls her eyes* Whatever.

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Ways To End Up In The Darkforest
HumorWays To End Up In The Dark Forest is a fun little book full of your favourite cats having fun and giving you plenty of LOLs! Entertain yourself by watching a CRAP show with Mosskit, Larchkit and Snowkit. Read Cloudtail's warrior code or be enchanted...