Cloudtail: *reads the chapter Way To End Up In The Dark Forest and grins evilly* MwaHaHaHa!!!
• • •
...In Blackstar's Den...
Blackstar: *dances around with his tray of pink cupcakes* Cupcake! Cupcake! Your my little Cupcake!
Cloudtail: Not anymore! *jumps at Blackstar and steals his pink cupcake* Haha! *runs away*
Blackstar: Noooo!!!! My cupcakes! *curls up in a corner and cries*
• • •
...At Ratscar's Shop...
Cloudtail: Hi Ratscar!
Ratscar: Hi Cloudtail what are you doing?
Cloudtail: Trying to end up in the Dark Forest.
Ratscar: How? You must have to do something REALLY bad to go there!
Cloudtail: Yeah, I have to visit your shop! My life will never be the same agian! *runs away*
Ratscar: How dare you!!!!!!!!!!
• • •
...In Firestar's Den...
Cloudtail: Hi Firestar! I'm here to steal your rainbow tutu!
Firestar: What? No you can't! It's my precious!
Cloudtail: Not for much longer!
Firestar: How about a game of riddles? If you win you get the tutu. If you lose I eat you whole. Sound fair?
Cloudtail: Er, yes?
Firestar: You first!
Cloudtail: Ok... What is orange, bruised, fat and stinky?
Firestar: Ummmm.....
Cloudtail: Your but after I kick it! *kicks Firestar in the but and grabs the tutu and starts to run away*
Firestar: Noooo!!!!! Mr precious!!!! *chases after Cloudtail*
Cloudtail: *puts the rainbow tutu and turns invisible*
Firestar: Nooooo!!!!! Baggins!!!!!!
Cloudtail: I'm Cloudtail not Bilbo Baggins! *escapes*
• • •
...In Cloudtail's Secret Hiding Place...
Cloudtail: Well it says to steal Cloudtail's cookies... Ok! *eats all of his cookies* What now?
• • •
...In StarClan Territory...
Cloudtail: *walking into the middle of a huge clearing* BROKENSTAR IS THE BEST AND YELLOWFANG SMELLS!!!!!!!!!!!
Yellowfang: Why you little-!!!!!! *charges at Cloudtail*
Cloudtail: *gulps* Uh oh... *wakes up*
• • •
...At The Gathering...
Leopardstar: All is well in RiverClan. The fish are-
Cloudtail: *interrupts* Oh I wish I was a Dark Forest cat with death berries in my hair!
Everyone: O.O
• • •
...In The Warriors Den...
Cloudtail: Hey Sandstorm, wake up!
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Ways To End Up In The Darkforest
HumorWays To End Up In The Dark Forest is a fun little book full of your favourite cats having fun and giving you plenty of LOLs! Entertain yourself by watching a CRAP show with Mosskit, Larchkit and Snowkit. Read Cloudtail's warrior code or be enchanted...
